We the People…
We the People of the United States, in Order to create a more sane Union, establish Prudence, ensure domestic Reasonableness, provide for the Common Sense, promote the general rationality, and secure feelings of normalcy for ourselves, and for everyone else for that matter, do ordain and establish the “Make America Sane Again” movement.
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Declaration of Common Sense
When in the Course of election year politics, it becomes necessary for one people to address the political madness which has pervaded the entire process, and to recognize among the powers of the establishment, the separate and inept station to which the Laws of Greed and Power entitle our potential leaders, a decent respect for the reasonableness of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them say “what the heck?”.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created reasonable, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain amount of reasonable attributes, that among these are Rationality, Soundness and the pursuit of a world devoid of Stupidity.–That in spite of these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the delusions of the vocal minority, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to start movements, make up slogans and don appropriate apparel, laying the foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form.


